day 1

inprocessing center

Please begin your inprocessing here---post your name and begin stating your clothing items to be replaced by a uniform. State the items as detailed as possible, but refrain from using words like shoes, pants/skirt/dress, or shirt/blouse. Also state the color of the items in precise terms. Red, blue and white mean nothing to the military. You will receive $1 for each item correctly posted to a max of $3 per prisoner. -ltkodiak

You went and put us on an army base!! I don't think you understand how much trouble I get into on army bases or how much I love the men on them. Wonder if this trip will be as good as Ft. Benning (Georiga). Think I can sleep my way to the top? Okay really I am affraid to post first cause I always manage to mess crap up. So I will wait for someone else to screw it up. I did'nt have to say crap. Now I am going to have to bite my tounge till it bleeds, thanks. ****Okay I made 2 promises to myself for this game, 1 not to go all 1 person until at least 3 quizes in and 2 no drinking while doing a quiz. So this is my reminder right here!!**** -becki (confessional)

I'm in jail! The inprocessing sounds a bit difficult. How are we supposed to post our clothing when we cant describe our clothing? I think I'm going to wait and see what someone else does first. I've also been looking for any other players that are signed in, and so far, only Becki. might have to keep track of stuff like that. I wonder if we are allowed to chat with each other in the inprocessing center. i dont know how strict the rules for this game are going to be about stuff like that. I think the thing to do now is wait a little bit and see what everyone else does. -michael (confessional)

Becki
Cherry, thongs
Navy, Boobie holder
Sapphire, Heels
Indigo, Daisy dukes
Olive, chemise
-becki

Becki, I have only three questions for you.
Number One: Have you ever been contacted by a member of the Icelandic military?
Number Two: Which do you prefer, odd or even?
Number Three: Which do you prefer, 1 or 2? –sgmbert

No (give me some time, I am sure it will happen)
Odd
1 –becki

Please wait at the main cell for the other prisoners. You may utilize that time to get to know one another. –ltkodiak (msg to becki)

Karen Nurse
lower outer torso garment: sky
upper outer torso garment: cream
outer footwear(times 2): olive
inner footwear(times 2): peach
lower undergarment: cranberry
upper undergarment: cranberry –nursekaren

Same three questions. -sgmbert

1) yes
2) even
3) 2 -nursekaren

I guess I am the only one in here for now :( I will try and check the board latter to see if I have any roomies! Good Luck everyone -becki

upper body covering - dark bluish
lower body covering - light bluish
foot covering - grayish
inner lower body covering - same as foot covering –michael

becki, i think that karen (nurse) me and you are the only ones around...oh well...we'll talk later! –michael

Same three questions. -sgmbert

1. lol...I didn't even know that Iceland had a military...so no.
2. Definitely Odd
3. 2 is better than 1 -michael

My biggest concern here is obivously look where I am posting, cause my last post should not have gone there and watching my mouth in theese rooms. Better issue extra bars of soap for my mouth. -becki (confessional)

external overhead artical: midnight
external leggings: not as dark and pigmented
cloth inside leggings: snow
external foot artical: also snow
-brian

Same three questions. -sgmbert

1. no, why have you?
2. i'm most definately odd
3. 1 or 2 of what? well, i think more is generally better, so i say 2. –brian

main cell 1

You are here now. I am Staff Sergeant Jacob Hessetter. I've been expecting ya'll. I'd love to get to know ya'll a little better, but I'm one of your guards. So I better not get too comfortable with ya'll because I'm not supposed to. But just so that you know, I'm a Pisces, in case one of you would like to know that. ;) So anyways...ya'll should get a little comfortable in here, you're stuck with me now. -ssghessetter

howdy, staff sargeant Hessetter! Prisoner Brian here nice to meet you, hope you're a good gaurd. But since i'm not supposed to communicate with the gaurds, i was wondering if you had seen any other prisoners around here, i know i've seen them elsewhere, and i thought someone would be here by now... well, take it easy, we'll try to not go too hard on you. *salute* -brian

Glad to see someone here Brian. I thought I was going to be in here by myself :) Wonder if anyone else will join us or if it's a private non-party. –becki

hi becki! yes, i'm here, so i guess it's not a private party, but a party for 2! now we're talking, one guy one gal! let's go! i know others are poking around somewhere, though. –brian

Hi Becki and Brian! I am checking in and out too! But nice to see a few of us here! –nursekaren

Hey Karren glad to see you found us! Wonder if everyone is able to get in here once they show. -becki

inprocessing station

Leg-Covering Garments: Blue
Torso-Covering Garment: White
Internal Foot-Covering Garments (2): White
External Foot-Covering Garments (2): Black
Neck-Choking Garment: Midnight Blue -matt

Same three questions. -sgmbert

1. Not to my knowledge.
2. Even
3. 2 –matt

And howdy to Brian, Becki, Michael and Nurse Karen. Look forward to getting to know you all better. :) -matt

And by "blue" I meant "morning sky" and "white" I meant "snow." Just to clear that up. –matt

main cell 1

Hey Nurse Karen, Brian and Becki. I'm Matt, and I'm stuck in here with all of you too. Pleasure to meet you all. :) -matt

Wow!! the last time I was referred to as "Nurse Karen" was I when I was working on the psych unit. hmmm... not that there's anything wrong with that. –nursekaren

well, with 2 karens, i guess you're going to have to get used to it, nurse karen :), at least until one of you are removed from the game :( but then again, you both could make it all the way to the end, that would be fun! Too bad there aren't 3 Karen's, then we could theoretically have an all karen final 3! makes me wish i was a Karen. You can call me boy karen :) -brian

Welecome to our nut farm Matt. Any medication must be cleared through "Nurse Karren" Good to see this room filling up! –becki

Medication? Oh, ok, if we're calling it that... –matt

I found it odd that there are only 8 of us, i was expecting at least 10. This should make for a quicker and more exciting game! $250 in only 6 segments! wow :) -brian

I like that idea, Brian errr Boy Karen. you have my kind of sense of humor! BTW--I prefer shots. :) –nursekaren

shots?! what kind of shots? Jello? Tequilla? ... OHHH you mean medication shots i thought we were talking about the good kind of shots. I prefer a pill over shots, but i haven't been shot in years. Although my wife threatened to shoot me just the other day cause i wouldn't stop bugging her, but that's yet another kind of shot! boy karen -brian

Shot of valium works for me..I can tell this is going to be a troubled group... –becki

Ah, but troubled is the best way... -matt

So I wonder whats going to happen. I mean we all turned our clothes in, and were standing around here naked! Its kind of chilly and I dont know about you --but this is no way to meet strangers. -nursekaren

tell me about it, if it weren't so cold, i might not mind standing around naked with a few women :), but as it is, it's cold! and there ain't much going on either to keep us warm and moving. Hey Sargeant, can we get some coffee or cocoa, at least? –brian

That's Staff Sergeant to you, Mr. "I'm a Karen too!". Grrrr...now all you'll get is a small amount of pity. Remember. I'm in security, you're a prisoner. –ssghessetter

sorry Staff Sargeant, sir! *salute* minor brain fart, sir, won't happen again. Glad to have any pity you can spare, sir! so i guess cocoa is out of question? when do we get our scrubs? –brian

Your instructions will come. -sgmbert

inprocessing station

I am Prisoner Mary Lee. I am not in military attire. I remove gold ear enhancements, pendant, watch and 4 finger enhancements and an ankle enhancement. I then remove 1 pair of ebony outer foot wear and soft ebony foot and leg wear, ebony skivvies, and ebony outer lower body encasement. I then remove my ivory internal torture breast lifters and then soft outer thermal wear. I have these items beside me and I am cold. –marylee

Same three questions. -sgmbert

Sargent, No I have not been contacted, I prefer odd and 1 is a winner for me! –marylee

staff lounge

My condolences, Sergeant Major Bertram-Norbert. According to Mary Lee, I rank over you and darren. –ssghessetter

They are civilian, I can forgive this once, but if it continues, I will have to speak with her. -sgmbert

Well, inprocessing of these prisoners has turned out to be quite hectic. Due to a weather issue it seems that a few of our Special Forces units have not been able to deliver all the prisoners in a timely fashion. Once they are all in place however, things will begin to get interesting. –ltkodiak (confessional)

These prisoners talk a lot. I'm beginning to tire of some of them. They were all so quiet at first. They were so shy and harmless. But then that one opened up her mouth and then all the hens started popping out eggs all over. Gosh, I thought this would have been an easy assignment, but it's just plain darn annoying. Those prisoners really need a big bad whoopin'. –ssghessetter (confessional)

Why was I assigned to this job? I have wanted to slap those smart ass punks since the minute they stepped inside this facility. Just knowing that one of them is a traitor to our country makes me want to hold them all here with no chance of parole. Easy, situation taken care of. But no. Due process and all that. Forget due process when our country is at stake. They will straighten up. They may not like me already, but they are certainly going to stand up and take notice of Bert. If they think they know me, they are sorely mistaken, and a few more surprises just might come their way. –sgmbert (confessional)

main cell 1

Hello my fellow prisoners, I must say this is a strange bunch. I wanted to post something to see if this so called guard got my information right....you know the danged millitary . The couldn't find there elbows with two hands and a flashlight. Lol, glad to be aboard! –marylee

glad to see you here, Mary Lee! i'm going to refrain from comments about our fine commanders, i'm already in a little bit of hot water with them :) -brian

That guard better not mess with me. I know we have rights and I want my time in the yard soon (right after I get some clothes) and where are the cigarettes? Don't prisoners always smoke cigarettes? -marylee

has everyone showed up yet? whats everyone doing to pass the time? –michael

twidling my thumbs and chatting with the guards. -brian

I am gonna see what I can bribe one of these guards with, but it is going to be hard to find since I am here in my freakin birthday suit!!!!! Ok well I think I will see if I can get a blanket from one of them and take a big nap! now what DO I have to trade for that blanket......hmmmmmmmm. -marylee

*starts chatting up the guard* so...been here long? Ahh....Family live around here? That's nice. Tell me...have any pets? -michael

Heh. Funny you should ask. I just called my momma last night and she was telling me how ol' Nugget misses me. That dog has been living forever it seems. Did you ever notice how dogs seem to get lazier as they get older? Well, of course my family's not around from here. Oops, wait, maybe I shouldn't tell you that. We wouldn't want you guys figuring out where you are right now, would we? Well of course, judging by the time that you were blindfolded on the plane, you might know. But I doubt it. Any of ya'll have any matches on ya? I can't find mine... –ssghessetter

Sweet Guard H, could I trouble you for a blanket today for witch I would greatfully repay you on say, Thursday? which I meant of course, never witch, I don't know what had me thinking of witches,. not you of course, could I have that blanket soon now, SIR!? -mary lee

Has anyone bribed the guards yet? Any new word what we are doing in here, other than freezing. -becki

Ya know..............I found a match under my seat, which I would gladly exchange for a blanket , Guard Jake Sir. -mary lee

Unless someone has bribed them with their good looks...i think im out of luck in that department. -michael

This is a mess. I need a blanket and our guard here needs a match why can't we work that out? :) -marylee

Ahh Michael you found us! Hey if the guard is cute I am willing to try just about anything. :) I like men in uniform. –becki

so what's your sign? –ssghessetter

One-way. –becki

so how you doin? –ssghessetter

I would ask the guard what his sign was if we were allowed to chat with him...**sigh** I have a crush –becki

That is correct, I am talking to no one. I am not speaking with the prisoners. They are not bribing me, no siree. I am not trading this match for these blankets that someone must have accidentally dropped so close to the prisoner's cell. And no I did not mention my sign earlier on a while back. *cough* *cough* -ssghessetter

I am doing good now that I got that thong out of my butt, How you doing sweet cheeks? –becki

OH that kind of thong. I thought you meant shoes. :lol -nursekaren

*grabs a blanket and recovers modesty* -michael

I hope the guard enjoys his cigarettes, cause I don't have to worry about him anymore. Someone dropped a warm cushy blankie and I grabbed it. I don't know where on earth he found a match.......it certainly didn't come from anyone I know!! Noone here would bribe a guard....nosirreeeee. I will adjourn to my nap finally. Hey becki, glad that thong mess is over -mary lee

Michael. Has anyone instructed you to touch that blanket? There is a reason you are here, and it is not for your personal comfort. –sgmbert

Yikes! all righty...back to the corner, naked and shivering. –michael

I come back to find a no-clothes party? Alright. I mean... ::cowers.:: -matt

I will sleep well now with dreams of a big handsome guard who is very kind too. I am sooooo glad I didn't have to go to the "hole" or solitary confinement or what ever that is.. nitey nite. –marylee

Golly gee, those prisoners are sure greedy. Accidentally drop some blankets and they'll run to them like hyenas to a lame zebra. And the becki. I don't know. But I think she's asking for too much. Hey, but you can't blame me for doing anything right? I've got such a demeaning job, I've got to make something of it. Anyway, I think I've worked more than a day and a half today. I can't wait until Darren comes on for his shift. Me and some Jose Cuervo gonna go out tonight. –ssghessetter (confessional)

SGM just totally ragged me out. It's not like everyone is here anyway... Something about having to cover for me, and now she's backed up on paperwork..Whatever. Naked people in a cell, this shouldn't be too tough. –sgtgrossnickle

i wonder what kind of behaviour is needed to get thrown into solitary then because we've been acting up a bit...lol. -michael

I would just like to make you aware that solitary confinement is not all that it is cracked up to be. I pity anyone who gets sent there. –sgtgrossnickle

hey, as long as there are clothing in there, it cant be worse than our current situation..lol...JK...dont send me off! -michael

inprocessing station

My name is Tiffany. I am removing the following:
Outer, upper body-sky blue
Outer, lower body-denim blue
Vanilla sandals
Silver necklace with a cross
blue wristwatch
three silver rings –tiffany

Same three questions. -sgmbert

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